you know who I am
August 20, 2026 at 12:49:21 PM
Λββ§π¨πͺπΈπ² or π¨πΎπ»π²? β§βΛ:
Every single mettaton dialogue I could fit
* WHAT A SENSATIONAL OPPORTUNITY
FOR A STORY!
* I CAN SEE THE HEADLINE NOW:
* "A DOG EXISTS SOMEWHERE."
* FRANKLY, I'M BLOWN AWAY.
* THIS DOG...
* STILL EXISTS!
* THIS STORY...
* JUST KEEPS GETTING
BETTER AND BETTER!
* OH MY!!!!
* ... IT'S A COMPLETELY
NONDESCRIPT GLASS OF WATER.
* BUT ANYTHING CAN MAKE
A GREAT STORY WITH ENOUGH
SPIN!
* I'M HONORED TO BE IN THE
PRESENCE OF SUCH A HUGE
LUKEWARM WATER FAN, FOLKS!
* OH NO!!!
* THAT MOVIE SCRIPT!!!
* HOW'D??? THAT GET THERE???
* IT'S A SUPER-JUICY SNEAK
PREVIEW OF MY LATEST
GUARANTEED-NOT-TO-BOMB FILM:
* METTATON THE MOVIE XXVIII...
STARRING METTATON!
* I'VE HEARD THAT LIKE THE
OTHER FILMS...
* IT CONSISTS MOSTLY OF A SINGLE
FOUR-HOUR SHOT OF ROSE PETALS
SHOWERING ON MY RECLINING BODY.
* OOH!!!
* BUT THAT'S!!!
* NOT CONFIRMED!!
* YOU WOULDN'T (COUGH) SPOIL MY
MOVIE FOR EVERYONE WITH A
PROMOTIONAL STORY, WOULD YOU?
* PHEW!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!!
* YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A BUNCH
OF FREE ADVERTISEMENT!!
* OH!
* YOU'RE BACK!
* THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS!
* IT SEEMS NO ONE CAN RESIST
THE ALLURE OF MY NEW FILM!
* BASKETBALL'S A BLAST, ISN'T IT,
DARLING?
* TOO BAD YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH
THESE BALLS.
* THEY'RE MTT-BRAND FASHION
BASKETBALLS.
* FOR WEARING, NOT PLAYING.
* YOU CAN'T GET RICH AND FAMOUS
LIKE MOI WITHOUT BEAUTIFYING
A FEW ORBS.
* IT SEEMS OUR REPORTER IS DRAWN
TO SPORTS LIKE MOTHS TO A
FLAMING BASKETBALL HOOP.
* OH MY! IT'S A PRESENT!
* AND IT'S ADDRESSED TO YOU,
DARLING!
* AREN'T YOU JUST BURSTING
WITH EXCITEMENT?
* WHAT COULD BE INSIDE?
* WELL, NO TIME LIKE THE
"PRESENT" TO FIND OUT!
* READY FOR YOUR...
* PRESENTATION?
* (... LET'S CUT THAT ONE IN
POST.)
* OOH LA LA!
* THIS VIDEO GAME YOU FOUND...
* IS DYNAMITE!!!
* THOUGH I DON'T MAKE AN
APPEARANCE IN IT UNTIL
THREE-FOURTHS IN.
* BUT I LIKE THAT.
* APPEARING FROM THE HEAVENS LIKE
MANNA, SLAKING THE AUDIENCE'S
HUNGER FOR GORGEOUS ROBOTS...
* OOH!
* THAT'S METTATON!
* AH, YOU UNDERSTAND.
* THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU
SHOULD CHECK EVERYTHING
TWICE.
* ... MY ONE TRUE LOVE?
* (YOU LOOK BORED, DARLING.)
* (I WANT THIS TO BE A STELLAR
PERFORMANCE, SO IF YOU
WON'T GIVE IT YOUR ALL...)
* (THEN I'LL SKIP AHEAD FOR
THE AUDIENCE'S SAKE.)
* (UNDERSTOOD.)
* (LET'S KNOCK 'EM DEAD!)
* (KA-SIGH...)
* (THE SHOW MUST GO ON!)
OOOOH!!! ARE YOU
PROMOTING MY BRAND?
LET'S START WITH
AN EASY ONE!!
HERE'S YOUR TERRIFIC
PRIZE!
ENOUGH ABOUT YOU.
LET'S TALK ABOUT ME!
HERE'S ANOTHER EASY
ONE FOR YOU!
DON'T 'COUNT'
ON YOUR VICTORY...
LET'S PLAY MEMORY
GAME.
BUT CAN YOU GET
THIS ONE???
HERE'S A SIMPLE
ONE.
TIME TO BREAK OUT
THE BIG GUNS!!
THIS IS IT, DARLING!
SAY GOODBYE!
HA!
THAT BUTTON WON'T
SAVE YOU NOW, DARLING!
YOU WOULDN'T DARE
USE THE [ACT] COMMAND
AND PRESS THAT
BUTTON!
THAT'S RIGHT!
DON'T PRESS IT!
I'LL DESTROY YOU!
WITHOUT THAT BUTTON,
YOU ARE INCHING
CLOSER AND CLOSER
TO YOUR DEMISE!
ANY MINUTE NOW!
ANY... MINUTE...
....NOW!
.............
............
..........
...(COUGH)
OH!!!
THAT YELLOW GLOW...!
TOOK YOU LONG
ENOUGH!
* No on e cares.
IS THAT YOUR PHONE?
YOU'D BETTER ANSWER
IT!
OOOH!
OOOOOOOH!
YOU'VE DEFEATED ME!!
HOW CAN THIS BE,
YOU WERE STRONGER
THAN I THOUGHT, ETC.
WHATEVER.
YES, I WAS THE ONE
THAT RE-ARRANGED
THE CORE!
I WAS THE ONE THAT
HIRED EVERYONE TO
KILL YOU!
THAT, HOWEVER, WAS A
SHORT-SIGHTED PLAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
BE A HUNDRED TIMES
BETTER?
KILLING YOU MYSELF!!
LISTEN, DARLING.
I'VE SEEN YOU FIGHT.
YOU'RE WEAK.
IF YOU CONTINUE
FORWARD, ASGORE WILL
TAKE YOUR SOUL.
AND WITH YOUR SOUL,
ASGORE WILL DESTROY
HUMANITY.
BUT IF I GET YOUR
SOUL, I CAN STOP
ASGORE'S PLAN!
I CAN SAVE HUMANITY
FROM DESTRUCTION!
THEN, USING YOUR SOUL,
I'LL CROSS THROUGH
THE BARRIER...
AND BECOME THE STAR
I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED
OF BEING!
HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS...
NO!
MILLIONS OF HUMANS
WILL WATCH ME!
GLITZ! GLAMOUR!
I'LL FINALLY HAVE
IT ALL!
SO WHAT IF A FEW
PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE?
THAT'S SHOW BUSINESS,
BABY!
OH???
A MIRROR???
RIGHT, I HAVE TO
LOOK PERFECT FOR
OUR GRAND FINALE!
HMMM...
I DON'T SEE IT...
WHERE IS IT...?
DID YOU.
JUST FLIP.
MY SWITCH?
THAT WORTHLESS PEA-
SHOOTER WON'T WORK
ON ME, DARLING.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT ACTING IS!?
HAHAHA, YOU WISH!
WRONG!
WRONG! IF ONLY ALPHYS
COULD HELP!
NOPE! TOO BAD ALPHYS
CAN'T HELP!
WRONG!!! WRONG!!!
WROOOOOOOONG!!
COMPLETELY UTTERLY
WRONG!!!!!!
BOY, THAT'S
EMBARRASSING, HUH?
TIME'S UP!
GUESS THAT'S A NO??
NO NO NO!
CAN'T YOU READ!?
RIGHT! SOUNDS LIKE
YOU GET IT!
Replied on: August 20, 2026 at 12:52:03 PM
OHMYGOD FUCK YOU IT WASNβT THAT LONG!!!!!!!